Who We Are?

Our Mission

Goose Guy, LLC. is a small, one person business that wants to provide you with a safe and pleasant home or business.

Just a dude that likes to play with long geese necks… wink… wink… I mean look at this picture here, you can tell I like playing with dem necks.

Listen, I’ve been grabbing them necks for a long time. Nobody grabs em as hard as me.

To my core: